ask me
literally
anything

no filter, no fluff, just straight facts with attitude fr

trending prompts rn

🔥hot

spicy opinions on literally everything happening rn

tap for chaos →

💰degen

why your bags are down & which coin is mooning next

probably nothing →

💀brutal

when you need someone to destroy your life choices

emotional damage →

🧠smart-ish

complex stuff explained like you're chronically online

big brain time →

✨vibes

when you need validation that everything is indeed cooked

it's giving chaos →

☕tea

all the tea you missed while touching grass

sip sip →

warning: responses are unhinged but weirdly accurate